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GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE September, 1989

CLASSIFIEDS

Classified ads are due on the first of the month (30 days before publication). Ad costs are $10 for the first 25 words and $5 for each additional 15 words. No sexually explicit ads will be accepted. Please send copy to Box 5426, Cleveland, OH 44101. All ads must include payment.

The Chronicle is looking for a few good writers. Reporters needed for growing newspaper. Serious inquires only! 321-1129

Massage by College of Massotherapy graduate. Call Robert voice or TTY (216) 267-1651.

HELP WANTED-Delivery persons wanted to help with Chronicle. One or days per month. East Side especially. Could be paying position. Call Bob 621-0228 or leave message 321-1129.

Gaia's Guide-1989 The 14th edition of the International Guide book for travelling gay women. Lesbian bars and clubs/groups/centers/restaurants/bookstores/guest houses/switchboards and victim/emergency services/publication/medical practioners, lawyers, other professions and businesses.

All USA/Canada and Europe/Australia/New Zealand/Japan and Israel.

$15.00 only (Inc.pp) from: Giovanni's Room 345, South 12th St., Philadelphia, PA 19107. Or with credit card from: 215-923-2960 or out-of-state-tollfree from 1-800-222-6996. Also at the Bookstore on West 25th, Cleveland Ohio.

Celebrity Circumcision: 15-year study reveals cut/uncut status of 1700 celebrities. List available for $7. Quarterly newsletters reveal how information was secured and provide forum for both pro and anti-circumcision viewpoints, with many personal anecdotes, photos. Sample newsletter available:$5 Write: Chuck Thompson, PO Box 691024, Hollywood, CA 90069.

CPA available for preparation of personal, partnership, and corporate tax returns; financial statements, office computer installation/training, accounting, services, IRS defense & consultation. Call Joe at 216/461-6191

HOUSEBOY WANTED. Loving affluent gay couple, ages 28 and 52, seeks livein gay male for daily chores, travel, fun. Will provide excellent home environment, benefits for healthy, intelligent, young individual, age 18-24, interested in this type of lifestyle. No experience necessary. Must be loving, caring, hard working individual. Only serious need apply. No S&M. Must be nonsmoker. No drugs. Send Photo with resume via air mail to: CMS P.O. Box 08036 Cleveland, OH 44108, USA

Attention Akronites: the Chronicle is looking for people to report on the Akron area lesbian-gay community. Get involved, be part of the community and help make Akron visible. Call Martha 321-1129

Trained Facilitator needed for chemical dependency support group. This group is targeted for gays and lesbians in early recovery and will be sponsored by the Lesbian and Gay Community Service Center. For more info contact Mike Babbitt...or send resume to LGCSC P.O. Box 6177 Cleve OH 44101 to Mike's attention.

URGENTLY NEEDED EXPERIENCED DBASEIII+ PROGRAMMER. The Chronicle needs programmer to help with Dbase programs that are 1/2 finished. Please consider working with us. Compensation is possible. Call ASAP Martha 321-1129.

Roommate for large Lakewood house. Must be employed and responsible. Prefer light or nondrinker. $175 per month plus utilities. 521-3548 ask for Mike or Doug.

SERIOUS ARTIST(feminist,lesbian) B.F.A., Kent State University 1973, SEEKS ART MATRON. Looking for woman(en) with feminist philosophy who values art personally and politically, to pay my living/production expenses so I can continue to produce, show art. Resume, references portfolio, and project proposals available by writing Louise Luczak c/o WSW, PO Box 18465, Cleveland Hts., Ohio 44118.

Ohio City, 2 bedroom apt. View of River, near West Side mkt., appliances, off-street parking. 9326056.

Paste-up artist needed. An expanding Chronicle needs experienced paste-up artist to volunteer 1 to 3 night per month. Call Christine 321-1129. Rural spirt trapped in heteroburbia seeking country address. House/cottage/share sought by gainfully employed social service worker. Prefer within 20-25 min. drive from Cleveland and located in or beside major woods or Metroparks. Please call Aubrey Wertheim at the Center: 522-1999

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Dykes to Watch Out For

UR FRIEND MILKWEED

IS LURKING

YOU ARE O WHAT YOU EAT

©989 BY ALON BENEL

BREAD?

IN THE KITCHEN WHEN LUIS HAS MO OVER FOR DINNER

OR WHEAT DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME I'LL JUST HAVE SOME OF THIS RICE IT IS ORGANIC, ISN'T IT?

MILKWEED, YOU'RE WELCOME TO JOIN US IF YOU WANT

THANKS! WHAT'RE YOU HAVING?

TUNAFISH-HIJIKIARUGULA CASSEROLE! IT'S MY OWN RECIPE.

NO! IT WAS GROWN LOIS, RELAX! MILKWEED'S WITH TOXIC PESTICIDES JUST CONCERNED ABOUT IN A HAZARDOUS WASTE WHAT SHE EATS, AND DUMP BY OPPRESSED WHAT THE GLOBAL IMPACT MIGRANT LABORERS! OF HER PERSONAL DECISIONS WILL BE!

TUNAFISH?! AT LEAST IT'S ALBACORE, I HOPE! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY DOLPHINS ARE SLAUGHTERED ANNUALLY BY THE TUNA FISHING INDUSTRY?!

THANK YOU, MO! IT'S A GRAIN? A REFRESHING TO RUN GRAIN?! WELL INTO SOMEONE IN EXCUSE ME! THIS TOWN WITH A GRAIN OF SOCIAL RESPONSIBILITY!

I DIDN'T KNOW

YOU WERE

COUNTING!

OH.. YEAH, I HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT THAT

HOO. BOY!

I JUST MEANT...

WELL, I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANYWAY. I DON'T EAT FLESH.

UM... THERE'S LEFTOVER QUICHE

IN THE FRIDGE..

No THANKS. I DON'T DO DAIRY.

YOU JUST MEANT"IT'S HARD BEING S., MUCH MORE EVOLVED THAN EVERYONE ELSE, RIGHT?!

WELL MAYBE LOIS ISN'T AS P.C. AS YOU, BUT SHE DID OFFER YOU DINNER! IN MY BOOK, MILKNEED RUDENESS IS NOT A SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE TRAIT!

SHEESH! DO YOU BOTH HAVE PMS OR WHAT? I THINK I'LL JUST HAVE SOME PEANUT BUTTER IN THE KITCHEN.

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